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May 28

“Being green is no longer just for granola-loving hippies.” Nope. It’s now for the trendy, “I watch Sex and the City, drive a hybrid SUV, eat organic edamame, and wear $500 hemp sandals” crowd.

I was watching “License to Grill” with my favorite black Canadian grillmeister Rob Rainford on Discovery Home this weekend and found that the channel will be changed to Planet Green soon. When I first heard of Planet Green, I thought it was going to be a new channel. I hope Rob’s show continues elsewhere. Anyway, I have a couple of comments on Planet Green…

They gave a few tips while advertising the new channel. “Ladies, conserve water by washing your hair every other day. Up-do’s are all the rage now!” “Men, conserve water by not shaving as often!” So, in other words, grow a beard and join the rest of us dirty-haired hippies. Not that I have a problem with any of that. I usually shave every 2-3 days (thanks to slow growth), but a shower is like my “On” switch. I don’t feel right unless I’ve done my whole morning shower ritual (including clean hair). It was just very odd that the first thing that came to my mind after hearing those tips was that being a hippie is now the trendy thing. And I hate trendy.

I also saw ads for a couple of new shows. Renovation Nation with This Old House alum Steve Thomas. If you’re going to renovate, why not be environmentally friendly and incorporate new technologies? Wa$ted is like a hippie boot camp game show. They come in and tell you how you’re killing the planet and wasting money, then show you how you could save money by doing more eco-friendly stuff (recycling, limiting electric/water usage, etc). After a month, they come back and see how well you did. The amount you saved over the month, they give you 12x (a year’s savings) in cash. I don’t like the hosts much, though. Greenovate, a commercial, “how can we make money off these hippies” show. As much as I dislike the idea, when I have to replace a light bulb, I’d like to know which CFL or LED bulb to get. Greensburg, a documentary on rebuilding Greensburg, KS after a tornado leveled the town. It’s a model for a sustainable, eco-friendly town. I saw something with Tom Bergeron, too. If they’re jumping the shark on “Green”, they might as well Evil Kneivel it, right?

As much as I hate how trendy the whole “Green” thing is, it will do some good things. Public buy-in means that more companies will do more eco-friendly things like add solar panels or green roofing. It also means that consumer-level products (such as solar power systems and CFLs/LEDs) will become less expensive. When the price difference between an incandescent bulb and a CFL bulb is negligible or adding a solar power system to your house will pay for itself within 5-10 years, the “Green” bandwagon will have proven its worth. Until then, I’m content walking beside it. Do what you can, when you can, I say. Not because of “global warming,” “carbon credits,” “melting ice caps,” or whatever, but because it just makes more sense to use energy that the sun is giving off (it’s going to give it off anyway, why not, right?) than to scrounge around for stuff on the planet to burn. It’s like a guy coming up and saying, “I’ll give you $3 right now for doing nothing, or I’ll give you $5 if you wash my car, but you’ll have to buy some soap.”

May 22

I don’t think the designers quite gets the point of a cellphone watch. If they would stick to the basics and make the watch easy to wear instead of being a behemoth, it might fly. Why have an integrated music and video player, FM radio, and 1.3 megapixel camera? Why not just make a phone watch with speakerphone, Bluetooth, and touchscreen dialing? You could shrink it down and make it fashionable if you didn’t have a load of extra features bloating it.

May 21

I think the biggest news is the new Netflix player device. It allows you to view movies and TV shows from Netflix’s “Watch Now” collection on your TV. If you already have a Netflix account, the $100 device isn’t a large leap. There are 10,000 or so movies and TV series available. Unfortunately, I only have about 15 movies that I am interested in watching from that collection. I’m sure I could force myself to watch a few others, and I could continue Earth 2 instantly instead of getting the DVDs, but I’m currently satisfied. This might be a great option, however, for my parents. The $9/month plan allows one DVD at a time (all you can eat, but only one plate at a time), but gives you access to the “Watch Now” content through this device. HDMI output makes it simple to hook up to an HDTV for sound and video and it sounds like future HD content is on the way (although B-movies aren’t much better in HD, so hopefully they’ll get some higher-caliber content, too).

My brain is entering imagination time again. Here are the latest thought pellets: space colonization (recurring), alternate-reality steampunk, and parkour. In the shower this morning, I started imagining a story where an ex-military factory worker is woken by the door to his humble (Fifth Element-esque) apartment being busted in by government agents. He instinctively flees (parkour-style) through the dystopian city, enlisting his ex-military buddies and trying to figure out why the government is after him. Maybe I’ll actually start writing more of these ideas down one of these days.

May 14

…before jumping into things at work:

Laura broke my XBox 360 by trying to watch Disney’s Enchanted (now with “FastPlay” technology). A few seconds into the movie, it froze up. Subsequent reboots resulted in the dreadedRed Ring Of Death“. Microsoft support was very eager to send me packing supplies, repair my problem, give me a month of XBox Live, give me another 90 day warranty on the repaired box, and give me a 3 year warranty against the “Red Ring Of Death”. So, we’ll be without a downstairs DVD player and no CoD4 or Rock Band for 3-4 weeks as we wait for the repair. I guess we’ll have to live with the Wii for games. I’ve been enjoying some Super Mario Brothers on 50 inches, though. It’s amazing how much you remember from back in the day. My brother-in-law remembered more than I did, though. He made it to the last level thanks to the secret warp zones.

I’m still waiting for that Mac Mini update to come along. It has been 281 days since the last update and the average time between updates is only 188 days, so it’s due. A processor, memory, and hard drive bump are all I’m asking for. A graphics bump that allows dual screens wouldn’t be bad, either. I’m anxious to set one up to handle podcast viewing, torrent downloads, webcam monitoring (I know that dog has parties when we’re not there), some DVR functions, checking weather, browsing the web, and handling some server-type tasks. Eventually, I’d like to set up some home automation functions for scheduling exterior lights and remotely controlling other lights (like turning on entry light via instant messenger so we don’t walk into a dark house). It’s always fun to tinker with stuff like that and it seems to be much easier on a Mac thanks to AppleScript.

I haven’t been playing much of Mythos, but I read the other day that they’re going to make it more MMORPG-y than it currently is. This might be to help differentiate them more from Dungeon Runners. There will be less instancing in common areas, allowing for players to interact more. I also hope they put some downtime activities in such as fishing, mining, farming, etc. As fun as it is to loot dungeons, I’d like to participate in the economy and display trophies (largest fish caught, largest melon grown, etc), too.

We’ve also been busy with Eleanor’s implantation. Research, tests, meetings, therapy, etc. She’s a smart little rascal and she’s a handful. We are usually running around chasing her, playing, learning, or feeding when we’re not working. We’re hoping all goes well with insurance and we can do the implants in August after our family reunion. Fingers crossed.

May 07

Is it just me, or does Massively’s article on social networking in MMOs sound a little like APG? Having a Wiki integrated into the game sure sounds like Web 2.0. Integrating existing social elements such as instant messaging is such a great idea, I’m surprised it hasn’t been done more often, and in the more popular MMOs. I don’t exactly see what integrating Twitter would add, other than having the game notify you that an in-game event happened (such as a plot-related “The redcoats are coming!” event, an interactive object “Ding-dong! Someone just rang your doorbell” event, or an automated “Your harvester is full” event). Having web-based interaction would be a great feature, though, as I’ve said before.

May 05

By way of my brother: Ken Levine And Co. At Work On New X-Com Game?

One big problem with this is that the best X-COM game was a turn-based strategy/action game. In today’s fast-paced gaming, turn-based strategy games don’t do so well. Why would 2k do a game like that? Or are they just going to use the brand? We shall see…